12 days later...

And we finally have our own internet hooked up. I'd like to take a minute to take back some of the bad thoughts I had about Comcast and direct them to their idiot sub-contractors they hire out who don't know what they're doing. Come to find out, the genius who originally came out to set our stuff up DOESN'T ACTUALLY WORK FOR COMCAST. Wow, that explains a lot. Anyway, it's done, finished and everything works. Yay!